Husband and Flowers.
A woman was sitting in her living room chatting with her
neighbor. She looked out of her window and saw her husband coming
home with flowers in his hand.
"Oh no", said the woman. "Here comes my husband with flowers. Now
I'll have to spend all night on my back with my feet up in the air".
"What's the matter?" asks the neighbour. "Don't you have a vase in
the house?"