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The Real Woman's Way

Postby Victors Mate » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:08 pm

Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the
cake.

The Real Woman's Way
Tescos sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a monkeys.

Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man cluttering up the place?

Finally the most important tip...................

Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles.

The Real Woman's Way
Left over wine???? Hello!!!!
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Postby dejavou » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:36 pm

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Postby Rowan » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:43 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Victors Mate » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:09 pm

For some strange reason Rowan when I read a couple of them I thought of you.

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.

The Rowans way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a monkeys.

Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles.

The Rowan's Way
Left over wine???? Hello!!!!


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Postby dejavou » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:20 pm

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Postby Rowan » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:20 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Postby twinsmum » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:47 pm

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Postby Rosie » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:14 pm

That is so funny :groaner: :mrgreen:
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