It measures 38 ins and its sposed to measure 33ins! I look six months pregant in the mirror!
I have a good appetite and love my food and can't seem to control myself when it comes to pastry and naughties. OK before Xmas but not now. I need to lose the waistline and I walk but do not excercise enough. I do not belong to a gym as we can't afford this and as far as I know our local council do not have any Govt schemes for the over 60's to join a gym.
I am worried about having a heart attack or stroke. any ideas apart from cutting my throat to get my waistline back?


at this rate the only answer is amputation, rather than another knee replacement
The only consolation is, it costs the same to bury a fat 'un as a thin 'un 

so long as they are easy as I can't bend without feeling dizzy and my legs aren't what they used to be! I think I am wearing out 