Remembered from schooldays ... For Mons

Remembered from schooldays ... For Mons

Postby dejavou » Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:19 pm

Measles they are horrid, mumps are rather bad,
Scarlet Fever's dreadful, but TOOTHACHE drives you mad,
It takes you and it shakes you, 'til your face is twice the size,
Your cheek is round the corner and you haven't any eyes.
If only I were clever, I'd go and pull it out,
I'd put it on the table and I'd turn it roundabout,
I'd d cover it in toffee and sticky currant cake,
Then for twenty minutes, I'd stand and watch it ACHE :tantrum2:
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Re: Remembered from schooldays ... For Mons

Postby e » Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:32 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Remembered from schooldays ... For Mons

Postby dita » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:07 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Remembered from schooldays ... For Mons

Postby Monsy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:23 pm

I just imagined that in your voice...................."smiles*
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Re: Remembered from schooldays ... For Mons

Postby dejavou » Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:15 pm

Monsy wrote:I just imagined that in your voice...................."smiles*


HeHeHe :sunglasses: did I start by saying "a little recitation?
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