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I'm sitting here watching tv
with a warm rug over my knee
The programmes are cr*p
and the cat wants my lap
But he's useless at fun repartee
If I pick up my knitting, he's there
Claws all ready and fixing a stare
With one pounce he attacks
the leg I've just waxed
making me leap from my chair
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A soak in the bath is a pleasure
Rare moments alone which I treasure
but here is the thing
why does the phone ring
and add to the day-to-day pressure ?
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