Geordie's Corner

Geordie's Corner

Postby Daffyd » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:54 pm

KATHLEEN'S NEETGOON

Noo little Tommy - Geordie's lad - waas five-yor-aad or see,
His sister Katheen Ann waas two years younger, she waas three;
She got inti the bathroom afore she went ti bed
When Tommy rapped upon the door - - Hey! Let me in - he said.

She sed - Aa canna let ye in, stop knocking and be gone,
Mum says that boys must not see girls wi just their neetgoons on.
But Tommy sed - Noo open up, and let'es in, wor Ann,
Mi mother wadn't say that if she knew aa had ti gan.

Whey, just wait there - sed Kathleen Ann - A'al tell ye when ti come,
Aa divin't want ti let ye in and get wrang off me mum;
She sed - Aa've tuen the bowlt oot noo, ye've waited lang enuef,
Just turn the knob and waak strite in, aa've tuen mi neetgoon off.

:oops:
Daffyd
 

Postby Daffyd » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:04 pm

Mind them wimmin folk can taalk....... :sorry:
In fact ah hord two on them gannin at it the uther day........

NANCY'S CRUISE

When Martha Broon of Backworth went oot shopping for the day,
She thowt she'd get the bus and tyek a luck roond Whitely Bay;
The summer sun waas shining, and the sky waas clear and blue,
She didn't knaa she waas gan'ta meet somebody she knew.

She had started window gazing as she waalked on Witely Road,
When she hord a voice a hint hor say - It's Martha, well am blowed!
Martha torned ti see whey's voice it waas, as quickly as she cud,
She fund it waas hor former Backworth naybah, Nancy Wood.

Noo Martha waas delighted ti meet Nancy Wood like that
And they went intiv a cafe for a coffe inda chat;
Then Nancy sed she had an intereting bit o' news;
As she had six weeks' holiday she had booked an ocean cruise.

She sed - Aa'l be away a month, we caal at foreign ports,
And the ship hess iverything laid on, like dances, games and sports.
Martha sed - On board a ship like that ye'll hev a proper treat,
Ye must tell me aal aboot the cruise the next time that we meet.

The following year they met agyen, Nancy pushed a brand new pram,
With a babby just a few weeks aad, a proper little lamb.
Di ye blame the cruise for that? - sed Martha - Hev ye reckoned up the dates?
Nancy sed - Aa knaa it's not the crew's, but it may have been the mate's

:dunno: :oops:
Daffyd
 


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