An Eddykashun

An Eddykashun

Postby Daffyd » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:01 pm

He's teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice
And said now that's addition,
And as he added smack by smack,
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly kissed him back,
And said now that's subtraction,
Then he kissed her 'n she kissed him,
Without an explanation,
And both together smiled and said.
That's multiplication,
Then dad arrived upon the scene,
And made a quick decision,
He kicked the kid three blocks away,
And said that's long division.

:rolleye11: ................... :sad:
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Postby Maywalk » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:40 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: LOVE IT
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Postby dejavou » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:22 pm

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Postby Rowan » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:38 am

:roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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