Old Rockin' Chair!
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:37 amA screw jus' fell orf me rocker,
It fell right onto de' floor.
Now,....the screw wot' wus in me' rocker;
is in me' rocker no more.
Well,..I turned de' rocker upward,
and buried me' face in it's rear;
but all de' gruntin' an' gropin'
did not make me' problem more clear.
So,.....I decided to work to a plan now,
And fingered de' thing on a grid.
Me' 'ands is all greasy,
I'm feeling all queasy,
But,...I'm bloody glad that I did!
I found de' gap in me' rocker!
...I lost de' screw wot' fell out.....
I found the screw in a 'safe place';
...but forgot where de' damn thing fell out!
Now,.........I'm already to fix me' rocker.
I'm primed; I'm ready to go;
I put the screw in,
Den' looked for de' pin,......
.....but somehow de' screw seemed to know......
A screw jus' fell orf me rocker...................
