Asilly poem for Christmas

Asilly poem for Christmas

Postby dejavou » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:29 pm

He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast
Then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside,
all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms,
Then stuffed the Christmas turkey!


May I be the first to wish you and your dirty little mind a very MERRY Christmas!

OK ...... I'LL GET MY COAT :hide:
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Postby Rowan » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:37 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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