Well Drunk
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:00 pmI don't drink anymore, strictly teetotal for the last 8 years, but when I did I did, and I just knocked it on the head over night. Well I was sitting here thinking about it when I wrote this.
Well Drunk
Twenty pints a night sometimes more,
And they never throw me out the door.
Never spill a drop, and am always stable,
Sometimes will find me under the table.
Come tomorrow lunch another good filling,
Another fifteen more without any spilling.
Because of the new law I am in the garden,
A lot of good burps and occasional pardon.
It’s not a bad living to get filled for free,
In the public house every night on a spree.
Take as many pints I like never on my ass
Because I am just an humble pint glass.
Copyright © - Arthur - 2007 - All rights reserved
Well Drunk
Twenty pints a night sometimes more,
And they never throw me out the door.
Never spill a drop, and am always stable,
Sometimes will find me under the table.
Come tomorrow lunch another good filling,
Another fifteen more without any spilling.
Because of the new law I am in the garden,
A lot of good burps and occasional pardon.
It’s not a bad living to get filled for free,
In the public house every night on a spree.
Take as many pints I like never on my ass
Because I am just an humble pint glass.
Copyright © - Arthur - 2007 - All rights reserved