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Well Drunk

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:32 pm
by Arfaitis
Well Drunk

Twenty pints a night sometimes more,
And they never throw me out the door.
Never spill a drop, and am always stable,
Sometimes will find me under the table.

Come tomorrow lunch another good filling,
Another fifteen more without any spilling.
Because of the new law I am in the garden,
A lot of good burps and occasional pardon.

It’s not a bad living to get filled for free,
In the public house every night on a spree.
Take as many pints I like never on my ass
Because I am just an humble pint glass.

Copyright © - Arthur 2007

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:19 pm
by dejavou
Bliddy hell Arfa, thought you knew husband no 1 there for a minute :tantrum2: