Well Drunk
Twenty pints a night sometimes more,
And they never throw me out the door.
Never spill a drop, and am always stable,
Sometimes will find me under the table.
Come tomorrow lunch another good filling,
Another fifteen more without any spilling.
Because of the new law I am in the garden,
A lot of good burps and occasional pardon.
It’s not a bad living to get filled for free,
In the public house every night on a spree.
Take as many pints I like never on my ass
Because I am just an humble pint glass.
Copyright © - Arthur 2007