A Cool and Shady Haven

by **Victors Mate** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:30 pm

Monsy is a very refained lady. - - - - - she told me to say that. :oops:

by **Monsy** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:16 pm

I thought I might raid the dressing up box for a nurse's outfit. I could sew some wee magnets onto a pair of surgical gloves. I can only find one gardening glove and a bar of carbolic though, looks like Stevie's been exfoliating again. :magnify:

by **admin** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:31 am

Wouldn't a surgeon's outfit be better, Monsy...then you could really do some damage! :rolleye11:

by **Lacemaker** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:49 am

DON'T ENCOURAGE HER ............. :groaner:

by **Anya** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:57 am

If you wear magnets, assorted bits of metal will jump out from all his important little places and he'll bleed all over you, spoiling your nice white nets.

Got to think of these things.

by **Monsy** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:26 pm

Good thinking Anya. Looks like I'll have to drain the cellar..........

by **Steve** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:03 pm

BITCH.....!!!!!!! :tantrum2:

by **Anya** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:39 am

Cellar? Aaaawwww !! I thought that was your swimming pool ??!!

by **Monsy** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:18 pm

Nah! The swimming pool's the one with the jellyfish in it. I am training them for some unknown purpose.........

by **dejavou** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:57 pm

Be afriad .... be VERY, VERY afraid :cheeky4:

by **Lacemaker** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:06 am

How did she get out of the straight jacket, deja ? :hide:

by **Anya** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:32 am

Jelloid fish, unknown and unmentionable porpoises, in your swimming pool?

I am NOT getting in there !!

by **dejavou** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:51 am

That's Bridlington for you Anya :hide:

by **Steve** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:37 pm

Lacemaker wrote:How did she get out of the straight jacket, deja ?

The worry is that she is not out of the straight jacket.......I have one set of keys and Rampton Hospital has the other.

by **Monsy** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:48 pm

Lucky for me I am bestest friends with David Blaine, and with one mighty bound I was free!

(for the purposes of this idiotic behaviour anyway)

A Cool and Shady Haven

Monsy has got a new fiancy.........

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