Rung for an appointment to see a Dr. "Sorry but you must ring before 8.0am." the receptionist said.
So I rang and rang the next morning before 8.00am. Engaged.
Later I rang and spoke to the receptionist. " Sorry fully booked for two weeks.
Please ring tomorrow before 8.00am and we may be able to fit you in.
Repeated proceedure. Engaged. Doh!
By the time they get me sorted out, I'll either be better or dead.