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Postby Old-n » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:28 am

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself, as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!

You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
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Postby Monika » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:51 pm

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If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you!
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Postby dejavou » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:23 pm

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Postby mo » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:51 pm

I love it Old Un.
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