The improved National Health Service

[Maywalk]

British Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's new health care proposals.


The Allergists are scratching their heads, but

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but

Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while

Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,

whereas ENT specialists wouldn’t hear of it.

Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and

Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but

Urologists were p****d off at the whole idea.

[Victors Mate]

That's the best for a long while.

[Monsy]

Very clever

[dita]

Good one

[dejavou]

[Corrie]

excellent!