Things children say

[Penny]

Walking thro' the park a little girl remarked to her grandmother about the number of park bences with names on the back and asked why. Her grandmother said, they are in memory of people who had died. The little girl said, isn't it strange how many people die sitting on a park bench.


A little girl asked her mother how did humans come to exist.
Mother Explained all about God, then Adam and Eveand thats how humans came into being.
The little girl, not quite satisfied, went to ask her father the same question.
He said, We started out as monkeys, then after a time, their bodies started to change shape, they lost their hair and thats how we became humans.

The little one was confused so she went back to her mother and said, Daddy said we came from monkeys, Do Adam and Eve fit anywhere in there.'
Mother replied, sorry darling, I was talking about my side of the family.

That explains it all.

cheers Penny