In a safari park
Elephants please stay in your car.
On a supermarket pack of nuts.
Warning, Contains Nuts
On an airline packet of nuts.
Instructions - open packet - eat nuts
On a Swedish chain saw.
Do not attempt to stop saw with your hands.
In a Biejing Hotel lobby,
Good appearance please - no water-melons
London Department Store.
Bargain Basement upstairs.
cheers Penny