Tonge twisters Try for a laugh

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Tonge twisters Try for a laugh

Postby Penny » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:19 pm

1. Red lorry, yellow lorry. red lorry yellow lorry.

2. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

3. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk. but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

4. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

5. Unique New York.

6. Betty Botter had some butter, But' she said' this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter ---that would make my batter better. So,
she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter and the batter was not bitter
So,'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Repeat each three times.

Thought this different and might raise a smile. cheers Penny :now: :ithanku:
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Re: Tonge twisters Try for a laugh

Postby Penny » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:38 pm

Anyone find these amusing? or shall I not bother. cheers Penny
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Re: Tonge twisters Try for a laugh

Postby Monika » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:32 pm

Sorry Penny ....... not my cup of tea.
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Re: Tonge twisters Try for a laugh

Postby Penny » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:56 pm

Thanks Monica. not to worry must find some more quizzes. cheers Penny
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Re: Tonge twisters Try for a laugh

Postby Andere Richtingen » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:27 pm

I guess the problem with these, Penny, is that we've all encountered them many times before ... But thanks for trying :bighugs:
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