A few for you to ponder on.....
My mate's just been to court for stealing advent calendars. He got 24 days.

I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £40.00. Is that too deer?

The fact that jellyfish have survived as species for over 650 million years without having a brain gives hope to many people.

I like trampolining, but I must admit that it does have its ups and downs

cheers Penny