Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay. Because they were too deer.

Little Red Riding Hood was found seriously injured outside her grandmother's cottage, Paramedics are there and one of them said..She's stable but isn't out of the woods yet;;

Flat places can be funny but mountains are really hill areas

I was walking along the pavement this morning when I came upon a sigh which read. PAVEMENT CLOSED PLEASE GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD....Oh, It did make me cross.


just to brighten the day. cheers Penny

Tim Vine?