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Just a Smile

Postby Penny » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:46 pm

I entered 10 of my best jokes into a joke competition. Sadly no pun in ten did.

I rang BT and said, I want to report a nuisance caller. He said, 'Not you again'

Did you hear about the semicolon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences

I own the world's worst Thesaurus.....Not only is it awful, it's awful

Thanks also goes to Mr. and Mrs Knutt and their daughter Hazel, of Walnut Tree.

Velcro.....what a rip off.

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question. I do.

It was not Donald's day, he got pulled over by a motorway policeman who walked over to his car and tapped on the window. Donald looked at the policeman and said I'll be with you in a minute, can't you see I'm on the telephone.

cheers Penny :mrgreen: :grouphug:
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Re: Just a Smile

Postby Monika » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:44 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

“I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'”

“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting dust.”
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you!
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Re: Just a Smile

Postby caroljoyce » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:09 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Just a Smile

Postby Penny » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:13 am

I love those Monica. More anybody? cheers Penny
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Re: Just a Smile

Postby dita » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:04 pm

:) :) hee hee! they are both good, must get mi thinking cap on.
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Re: Just a Smile

Postby Andere Richtingen » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:54 pm

I quit my job on the oil rig. It was boring.
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Re: Just a Smile

Postby Penny » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:32 pm

good one Andere. cheers Penny
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