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The Age Alphabet

Postby Maywalk » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:22 pm

A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right,
but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.




Now the Alphabet for my age is :

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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Re: The Age Alphabet

Postby ciderman_nz » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:51 pm

Starting to tick a few of those boxes! :-)
Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol.
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Re: The Age Alphabet

Postby Maywalk » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:01 am

I have ticked the lot Michael. :roflmao:
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Re: The Age Alphabet

Postby caroljoyce » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:23 pm

That's brilliant Maisie. :lol:
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Re: The Age Alphabet

Postby Maywalk » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:10 pm

I have not written it Carol but I thought it so good I had it saved in my documents. Describes me to a T :roflmao:
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Re: The Age Alphabet

Postby dita » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:40 pm

Maisie I absolutely love it :) and my God I am getting there very quickly...…..Thanks mi Darlin xx
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Re: The Age Alphabet

Postby Maywalk » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:31 pm

Nothing like a good laugh to get the body going Dita. :mrgreen:
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Re: The Age Alphabet

Postby lavonne » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:53 pm

GREAT,thats me to a tee,must rush when I need a pee,tablets work too well you see
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