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Marmalade

Postby laurie53 » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:55 am

I just fancied some marmalade for breakfast, that's all, but everything is now so sticky, from all the work surfaces to the cooker top, the taps, the fridge door, even the teapot and the teastrainer!

Do you have anything that seems to get everywhere as soon as the lid is off?
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Re: Marmalade

Postby Andere Richtingen » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:36 pm

Runny honey !!!
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Re: Marmalade

Postby Penny » Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:02 pm

Try an extra small plate on which to rest your spoon and knife,plus a tissue to keep your hands dry. Don't fancy my marmalade all over your cooker etc so have cancelled your order. Have fun. cheers Penny
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Re: Marmalade

Postby dita » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:05 pm

Can I have that Marmalade then please Penny?? :)
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Re: Marmalade

Postby Penny » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:53 pm

Forgot to press answer. Will give chappie a jar to bring over. cheers Penny
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Re: Marmalade

Postby laurie53 » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:06 pm

Also found it on the srairlift and toilet cistern later on!
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Re: Marmalade

Postby Penny » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:30 pm

we know you are fooling now. cheers Penny
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Re: Marmalade

Postby laurie53 » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:51 am

I swear it's all true!
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Re: Marmalade

Postby Penny » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:25 pm

You must have carried the pot upside down. ha ha
PS. My father was a referee in the Midlands, pre-war. cheers Penny
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Re: Marmalade

Postby dita » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:35 pm

Ha Ha think there is more to Laurie than meets the eye Penny :) My family were into cricket mainly in Yorkshire. I eat honey but it not the runny sort so it don't dribble down mi chin :)
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Re: Marmalade

Postby laurie53 » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:49 pm

Ha Ha think there is more to Laurie than meets the eye Penny

No, no. What you see is what you get! Vanilla in a plain brown wrapper!
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Re: Marmalade

Postby dita » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:55 pm

:roflmao: Love it Laurie :) I enjoy a cornet of runny icecream even if it does dribble a bit. :candy: :ithanku:
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