I just fancied some marmalade for breakfast, that's all, but everything is now so sticky, from all the work surfaces to the cooker top, the taps, the fridge door, even the teapot and the teastrainer!

Do you have anything that seems to get everywhere as soon as the lid is off?

Runny honey !!!

Try an extra small plate on which to rest your spoon and knife,plus a tissue to keep your hands dry. Don't fancy my marmalade all over your cooker etc so have cancelled your order. Have fun. cheers Penny

Can I have that Marmalade then please Penny??

Forgot to press answer. Will give chappie a jar to bring over. cheers Penny

Also found it on the srairlift and toilet cistern later on!

we know you are fooling now. cheers Penny

I swear it's all true!

You must have carried the pot upside down. ha ha
PS. My father was a referee in the Midlands, pre-war. cheers Penny

Ha Ha think there is more to Laurie than meets the eye Penny My family were into cricket mainly in Yorkshire. I eat honey but it not the runny sort so it don't dribble down mi chin

Ha Ha think there is more to Laurie than meets the eye Penny

No, no. What you see is what you get! Vanilla in a plain brown wrapper!

Love it Laurie I enjoy a cornet of runny icecream even if it does dribble a bit.