One for Maisie...
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:27 am
Oldie but goodie...
"Albert did you push the outside privvy into the river?"
"I cannot tell a lie Father...yes, it was me!"
Albert got a good hiding and sobbed....."George Washington didn't get thrashed when he admitted to chopping down the cherry tree!"
Father....
"Yeah..but his Father wasn't in the bloody cherry tree at the time!"
"Albert did you push the outside privvy into the river?"
"I cannot tell a lie Father...yes, it was me!"
Albert got a good hiding and sobbed....."George Washington didn't get thrashed when he admitted to chopping down the cherry tree!"
Father....
"Yeah..but his Father wasn't in the bloody cherry tree at the time!"