As a rule I usually have my groceries delivered but last week my lovely d-i-l and son said they would pick it up for me because there are many things that Morrisons DO not send which can be a pain for such as myself at times. When Cliff was alive it was ok but Morrisons dont cater for anyone living alone.
Anyway when they came in with the groceries I was having bad spasms of pain in my wrists and fingers and I was clenching my hands together and letting go again to get circulation going in them.
My d-i-l said "Are your hands painful this morning Maisie?"
Me "Yes they keep going into painful spasms"
D-i-l "Have you still got Cliffs balls?"
Me looking at her in surprise and saying "Yes I have them in my drawers and very often get them out to squeeze them."
It suddenly dawned on me what had been said and I rolled up with laughter but she was looking very embarrassed and tried to change the subject.
Let us be hearing some of your verbal cockups because I cant be on my own.