When I was young I thought that growing old would take a lot longer.

The real threat facing The World isn't artificial Intelligence, it's Natural Ignorance.

I replaced our bed with a trampoline, my wife hit the roof.

How many boxes of Thin Mints do I have to eat before they start to work,

I like trampolining, but I must admit it does have its ups and downs.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

thought these rather good. cheers Penny

Loved it, need a laugh

LOL! You've got to watch out for those currents!