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Random thoughts

Postby Penny » Sun Oct 04, 2020 12:08 pm

When I was young I thought that growing old would take a lot longer.

The real threat facing The World isn't artificial Intelligence, it's Natural Ignorance.

I replaced our bed with a trampoline, my wife hit the roof.

How many boxes of Thin Mints do I have to eat before they start to work,

I like trampolining, but I must admit it does have its ups and downs.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

thought these rather good. cheers Penny :groaner: :butt: :sunglasses:
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Re: Random thoughts

Postby widget » Sun Oct 04, 2020 12:20 pm

Loved it, need a laugh :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Random thoughts

Postby ciderman_nz » Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:31 pm

LOL! You've got to watch out for those currents!
Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol.
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