When I was young I thought that growing old would take a lot longer.
The real threat facing The World isn't artificial Intelligence, it's Natural Ignorance.
I replaced our bed with a trampoline, my wife hit the roof.
How many boxes of Thin Mints do I have to eat before they start to work,
I like trampolining, but I must admit it does have its ups and downs.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
thought these rather good. cheers Penny