When does old age begin?

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When does old age begin?

Postby Victors Mate » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:03 pm

When does old age begin?

Just to get things started a selection of views from friends locally:-

When your forgetory becomes better than your memory.

When the earth doesn’t move but the floor drops further down.

That gentle slope up toward the town gets jacked up into a steep hill

And a more serious one when dexterity is replaced by clumsiness.

When your future is all in the past.

Note I do realise some will find it difficult to remember that far back. :hide:
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Postby Rowan » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:52 pm

All of those and more Tony!
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Postby Monika » Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:27 pm

When you need glasses to tell the difference between a spider and a piece of fluff.

(I once killed a piece of fluff :roll: )
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Postby Rowan » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:36 pm

Oh I've killed stone dead quite a few pieces of fluff! Also dropped a pill under the coffee table thought I'd found it and popped it into my mouth to realise it was a small piece of white plastic - wouldn't have done much goiod as a pill!!
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Postby jollyjack » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:21 pm

At least you didn't try to swallow the fluff...boak
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Postby dita » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:15 pm

UGH! hope it was'nt belly-button fluff. :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby caroljoyce » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:37 pm

dita wrote:UGH! hope it was'nt belly-button fluff. :roflmao: :roflmao:


I hope not too! :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:38 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby mo » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:36 pm

When getting up from a chair takes longer than it use to.
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Postby Rowan » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:56 pm

Sometimes takes three attempts too!!
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