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Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:03 pm**

When does old age begin?

Just to get things started a selection of views from friends locally:-

When your forgetory becomes better than your memory.

When the earth doesn’t move but the floor drops further down.

That gentle slope up toward the town gets jacked up into a steep hill

And a more serious one when dexterity is replaced by clumsiness.

When your future is all in the past.

Note I do realise some will find it difficult to remember that far back. :hide:

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:52 pm**

All of those and more Tony!

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:27 pm**

When you need glasses to tell the difference between a spider and a piece of fluff.

(I once killed a piece of fluff :roll:

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Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:36 pm**

Oh I've killed stone dead quite a few pieces of fluff! Also dropped a pill under the coffee table thought I'd found it and popped it into my mouth to realise it was a small piece of white plastic - wouldn't have done much goiod as a pill!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:21 pm**

At least you didn't try to swallow the fluff...boak

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:15 pm**

UGH! hope it was'nt belly-button fluff. :roflmao:

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:37 pm**

dita wrote:UGH! hope it was'nt belly-button fluff.

I hope not too! :roflmao:

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:38 pm**

Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:36 pm**

When getting up from a chair takes longer than it use to.

Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:56 pm**

Sometimes takes three attempts too!!