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Hold that Tiger.

Postby Victors Mate » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:44 pm

OK they had to come so here are a few:-

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Whats the difference between Tiger's wedge & his car?
At least he can clear a water hazard and a tree with his wedge...

Gillette have dropped Tiger Woods from their advertisements because he admitted that his car crash was truly the closest shave he's ever had.

Apparently Tigers's incident didnt happen at 2.15am, it was FORE am.

He DROVE his car away but got WEDGED against the fire hydrant. He is
trying to PUTT some SPIN on his story.

Tiger's wife had terrible trouble finding her husband after the crash, she couldn't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger's form has been up and down this year but this is the first time he’s hit a fire hydrant and a tree on his drive.


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Postby Rowan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:46 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Dragon Lady » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:57 pm

The poor bloke is certainly getting a lot of stick, both on the internet and in the tabloids, but that is what you have to expect if you are in the public eye. Quite a few "ladies" crawling out of the woodwork selling their stories too - whatever happened to "never kiss and tell!"?
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Postby Tiddles » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:30 pm

He must be the only golfer to be charged for careless driving.
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