A Cool and Shady Haven

by **Victors Mate** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:02 pm

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

by **dita** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:26 pm

by **Rowan** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:37 pm

by **dejavou** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:14 pm

by **Dragon Lady** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:49 pm

by mo » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:24 pm

Soo funny.

by **drogo** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:57 pm

Victors Mate wrote:'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.

Just the job for someone who wants a (non-alcoholic) stiff drink.

by **Anya** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:40 am

They give viagra in their cocoa, to very elderly gentlemen, in retirement homes.

Stops them rolling out of bed and breaking something.

by **Rowan** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:31 am

by **Liz** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:02 pm

I thought they gave it to elderly gentlemen to stop them peeing on their shoes

by **Rowan** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:16 pm

They pee on their cvhins instead!!

by **mazzy** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:13 am

...and if you drink it too slowly you get a very stiff neck.

by **vannin** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:59 am

You ladies are dirty besoms....... :hide:

You are worse than VM :roflmao:

by **Victors Mate** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:19 pm

by **Rowan** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:08 pm

That's going some Viv!! VM encourages us to be dirty besoms!! :banana:

A small glimmer of hope