A Cool and Shady Haven

by **Victors Mate** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:54 pm

Q. What do you call a chicken in a shell-suit?

A. An egg

:groaner:

by **Monika** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:54 pm

What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.

by **Rowan** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:59 pm

What does a snowman eat for breakfast - snowflakes :groaner:

by **topdog** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:29 pm

Pull the other one

by **clevewyn** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:38 pm

Q. What do you get when you cross a gundog with a frog.

Q. A Croaker Spaniel.

by **Arfaitis** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:35 am

What did the beaver say to the tree-----Nice gnawing you.

Arfa

by **Anya** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:01 am

What do you call a container for boiled chicken produce?

by **Anya** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:02 am

An egg-cup

by **caroljoyce** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:30 pm

Q. What athlete is warmest in winter?
A. A long jumper.

by **Monika** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:37 pm

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

"Deep pan, crisp and even"

by **Penny** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:43 pm

What do baby apes sleep in

Apricots

Why do elephants drink

To Forget

by **Anya** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:37 am

How do you tell a snow woman from a snowman?

'sno balls

Cracker Groaners.