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Postby Young Goat » Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:52 am

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. "What's the matter?" asked the doc.
"Oh no !! I'm going to have puppies”
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Postby Anya » Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:28 am

Gynecologist? At your cervix.
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Postby Rowan » Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:38 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dita » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:45 pm

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Postby DaisyB » Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:13 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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