Q: What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain ?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do Essex girl braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why do Essex girls wash their hair in the kitchen sink ?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?
A: She'd just dyed her hair.
Q: Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Essex girls are revolting - tired of being stereotyped as dimwits, the ladies are fighting back.
From Sky News:
Essex girls have finally tired of being the butt of jokes and are fighting back against their "much maligned" image of white stiletto-heeled dimwits.
A charity known as the Essex Women's Advisory Group has been set up by local ladies Daphne Field and Elizabeth Hart, chairman of Essex County Council, who says the teasing is beyond a joke.
"Our girls are bright and fun, but then you see them crumble when people start putting them down for where they come from," Mrs Hart said.
"When my daughter was 20, she told someone at a job interview she was from Essex and she could almost see him turn his nose up."
Her own particular ire was raised when she heard Ann Robinson being particularly dismissive on The Weakest Link.
"Are you from Essex?" Ann Robinson asked a contestant. "Do you have white stiletto heels? Do you dance around your handbag?"
The group - Ewag for short - was subsequently set up and is beginning to raise money for charities close to the Essex women's heart.
Ewag's main aim is to "empower the girls who live in Essex, to broaden their vision, self-worth and belief".
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100305/tod ... 0a197.html