The oldest swinger in town has died

[Young Goat]

Fred Wedlock, who sang "The oldest swinger in town", has died at the age of 67.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8549732.stm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kALGhbT ... re=related


The Oldest Swinger in Town

When u score with a chick in a disco bar
take her home in your hairy litlle car
then u find u went to school with her ma and pa
Youre the oldest swinger in town

when u wont look in the mirror in the light of day
swear u dyed it when your hair turns grey
when u zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way
Your the oldest swinger in town

here u come and there u go
wide wheels, spots and a stereo
but the engine's clapped and the driver also
You're the oldest swinger in town

When the barber takes a little less time each week
the kids dont understand a word u speak
when u walk into a disco and they offer u a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town

U prefer a pint of mild to bacardi and coke
the sounds are too loud and theres too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here ya come with your chest all bare
a little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
like the disco king meets yogi bear
You're the oldest swinger in town

When your feelin as stiff as a skin heads boot
you rub on vick where u used to splash brute
and the latest punk fashion is your weddin' suit
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta shades and nine inch heels
you say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
You're the Oldest Swinger in Town

Here u come with your lips closed tight
You never smile you know it wouldn't look right
Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light
You're the oldest swinger in town

And u look so mean cos your pants are too tight
Youre the Oldest swinger in Town
oldest swinger in town

.............and it takes u all night to do what u used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town

[Anya]

Oh, dear! Only 67? Shame. Not even the oldest swinger 'oooop there'

[dejavou]

He was maybe swinging too hard (or too long)