I've just read that Anthea Turner was booked to put on a show at a 780 seat venue and they've had to pull the plug on it when they found just two mugs had bought tickets.
She really needs the money - she's down to her last few million and she and her husband are having to sell off some of their assets (her's mostly as they cleverly transferred much of their wealth to her due, I suppose, to his habit of going bankrupt on a regular basis and owing millions of pounds to people less well-off.
Why they should think that decent people want to see her is beyond me, particularly as this non-show was to feature rivetting things like "10 things to do with a lemon"