I watched Countdown this afternoon and, after it had finished, I turned to BBC2 to find racing on.
So - I switched to BBC1 and found it was children's TV.
There was a puppet rat talking about history and telling children that the Romans used to go to the toilet together and there, on the screen, they showed long wooden benches with holes cut out and actors sitting talking to each other whilst emptying their bowels.
I have never heard so much farting in all my life; they could have been composing a new tune on assorted whooppee cushions.
I know that TV is not up to the same standard as in Lord Reith's day but, for goodness sake, is this the best they can come up with (or dumb down to) in the name of educating today's young!