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Postby vannin » Wed May 05, 2010 10:14 am

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......

On one condition"

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

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Postby Rowan » Wed May 05, 2010 10:55 am

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :please: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dita » Wed May 05, 2010 11:49 am

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS from me too. :please: :now: :now: :now:
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Postby Dragon Lady » Wed May 05, 2010 1:27 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Maywalk » Wed May 05, 2010 8:49 pm

Point me in his direction. :mrgreen: :roflmao: :banana:
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Postby Rowan » Wed May 05, 2010 8:51 pm

Get in the queue Maisie!! :twisted:
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Postby caroljoyce » Thu May 06, 2010 9:11 am

Brilliant! :mrgreen:
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