What is Celibacy?

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What is Celibacy?

Postby Victors Mate » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:32 pm

Celibacy can be a choice in life,
or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend,
Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
Ken leaned over, touched Janet's arm gently,
and whispered," Homepride, Plain ," isn't it?'

And thus began Ken's life of celibacy.
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Postby mazzy » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:45 pm

excellent
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Postby Maywalk » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:32 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:18 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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