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Postby Vince » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:18 am

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup."

"You crafty b*stard!" said the fairy.
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Postby Maywalk » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:57 am

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Postby dejavou » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:42 pm

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Postby Rowan » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:19 pm

Now that is a cruel one Vince!! :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby mo » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:40 pm

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Postby Anya » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:46 am

'course, you never know. That fairy might feel a bit of a thwank, four years from now.

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