My son went into a pet shop yesterday and asked to see dog harnesses. The rest of the conversation- Assistant and son.
Yes, sir,- brought out several types.
Son, have you a tape measure handy.
Ass. I think there might be one in the back room, what is it for.
Son. a Honda
Ass, back with a tape measure. You could always bring the dog in sir.
Son, I haven't got a dog.
Ass. Sorry, sir, thought you said you had a Honda.
son. Yes I do, it's an outboard motor for the dinghy.
I wonder what the Assistant thought a Honda dog was. Made me chuckle. cheers Penny