Worms sermon

[Penny]

To enhance his sermon the Vicar started by putting 4 worms in different glasses. The first was placed in alcohol, the second in tobacco, the third in chocolate and the fourth in perfect garden soil.
Towards the end of the sermon he turned to the glasses. The first worm was dead, as were the next two. However, the last one was fit and well.
He turned to his congregation ' what does this tell you '
A lady towards the back replied, if you drink, smoke or eat chocolate you will not have worms.

cheers Penny

[Rowan]

[dejavou]

[rocky]

[font=Tahoma]I'd read that one before, but then it was "a little old lady in the back" ...

[align=center]And why is that even funnier?
It is ... at least to me it was. [/align]

I mean ... it shouldn't be, should it? ... considering I'm definitely one of the little-old-lady class ...[/font]

[Rowan]

Isn't it strange to be a little old lady - I feel quite guilty sometimes being one - as if I should be out there doing something useful!!

[dejavou]

I may be little and old but I deny the lady bit

[rocky]

[font=Tahoma]Actually, I'm not what would be considered a "lady", either ... I'm so old now that I tend to speak my mind and let the chips fall where they might. Glorious free feeling!

My mind sees me in my 30s or 40s ... until I step out of the shower and come face to face, pot belly to pot belly, fat rolls to fat rolls with my image in that countertop to ceiling mirror![/font]

[dejavou]

You sound like my long lost twin rocky

[Rowan]

Make that triplet!!

[dejavou]

We could be the Beverley sisters