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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

Postby Victors Mate » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:59 pm

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!


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Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something... ! :banana: :banana: :banana:
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Postby mazzy » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:42 pm

:groaner:
very good..
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Postby Rowan » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:37 pm

:groaner: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Penny » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:59 pm

I. blown away. cheers Penny :roflmao:
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Postby Monsy » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:12 pm

:roflmao:

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Postby Anya » Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:39 am

But what was your response, VM? :magnify:
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Postby Victors Mate » Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:14 pm

Anya wrote:But what was your response, VM? :magnify:


I was waiting to ask you Anya :angeldevil:
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