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Postby Maywalk » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:36 am

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 + per month and have no hope of ever getting out.
Justice for all we say.


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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Bourne almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Lincolnshire?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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Postby Monsy » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:08 pm

:roflmao:
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Postby rocky » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:20 pm

[font=Tahoma]Oye! That's about right, isn't it?[/font] :groaner:
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Postby Penny » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:40 pm

You hit the nail on the head Maisie. cheers Penny :roflmao:
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Postby Victors Mate » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:57 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:54 pm

Good idea!! :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby mazzy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:48 pm

Excellent Maisie - what a world, eh!
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