Reminds me...............

[Maywalk]

of a chap I used to work with.
Its a wonder he had anything left at all the way he use to tear at himself.
He earnt himself the name of Itchy Ball because Ball was his surname.

[Rowan]

[mo]

You are soo funny Maisie.

[Corrie]

[mazzy]

Very funny Maisie....and so true!!!

[dita]

Hi Maisie, trust you to make me laugh. Just popped in to see how things are, feel sorry for deserting you all but have said very little about stuff that has been going on in my life. Sometimes it is not possible to discuss sensitive problems to anyone so please forgive me. Eve did not realise you had broke your shoulder, do hope it is healing well and anyone else who has been, or still is poorly I wish you rapid back to health wishes too. Forgive me for putting this on this thread, just trying to reach as many of you that I know well, mainly the ones with a zany - twisted sense of humour like myself. Take Care and Maisie you are so funny, Loved It.

[DaisyB]

When I worked at Barclays Bank, a certain lady customer always went to the young male cashier next to me. She never filled in her paying in slips correctly, and Colin (the cashier) would complete it for her. He would politely ask 'your name madam?' and she would reply at the top of her voice (in the marble floored banking hall) 'My name, young man is VIOLET BALLS'.

Poor Colin, he did it every time, he never remembered her.

[Rowan]

[sweetpea]