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Postby Rowan » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:36 pm

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer-Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it.

'We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that........ Ralph was too tired.'

God is good
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Lacemaker » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:31 pm

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Be Crafty
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Postby Corrie » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:54 pm

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Postby sweetpea » Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:21 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: Nice one!
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Postby dejavou » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:01 am

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Postby mazzy » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:18 am

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Postby Maywalk » Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:44 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Love it
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Postby caroljoyce » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:26 am

Good punch line! :roflmao:
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Postby Tiddles » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:56 pm

Excellent!
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Postby Dragon Lady » Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:07 pm

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Postby rocky » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:23 pm

[font=Tahoma]Perfect !![/font] :roflmao: :evil: :roflmao:
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Postby mo » Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:48 pm

Great one.
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Postby Vince » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:14 pm

loved it
many thanks
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