Just off to buy a huge oven bursting free range goose, a Heston Bloominheck Christmas pud and a bottle or two of the Widow Clicquot’s finest fizz.
What is the cause of this rush to purchase this posh nosh?
Why I have just received my Christmas Bonus from a generous Government.
I wonder how much change I’ll get from my tenner?
Perhaps I could buy a Dyson whatever that is.