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Postby Old-n » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:17 am

[align=center]What is a calorie?
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe
At night and sew your clothes tighter
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS!
SO NOW YA KNOW!!!! [/align]
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Postby dejavou » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:46 pm

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Postby Victors Mate » Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:13 pm

God must love calories - - - - He made so many of them.
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Postby mo » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:07 pm

Oh I love it Old Un. I am more than infested with them.
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Postby Corrie » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:34 pm

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Postby rocky » Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:20 pm

[font=Verdana]Love it, Old-n ... I've copied it to send to my kids and maybe selected others -- thin ones, y'know. [/font] :roflmao:
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Postby Lacemaker » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:18 pm

I'm watching them all the time, Old'n. :tantrum2:
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Postby Anya » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:09 am

I thought it was just the way crappy modern clothes are made. You put 'em in the wardrobe and they shrink !!! Didn't know it was calorie moths.
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